Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

bachelor pad

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 05, 2009

knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Crash pad

A crash pad is the back of a hippie or a stoners van where they hit bongs with friends and they have a good time, this may be a VW ore a transit with a mattress in the back and a lava lamp.

stoner: lets go get stoned off our face in your crash pad

hippie: ye man

stoner: wow I'm floating

hippie: wow this is far out lets pop some pills

by farouthippiestoner August 23, 2009

dude pads

Refers to the apparent increase in muscle mass shortly after a workout. In some cases it may be used to say that a person is working out, often before an event when taking your shirt off is appropriate. ie. boating

bro: I just fired up the engines, called some girls and threw some beers in the boat. Get your ass out here.

Dude: Give me 30, I need to hit Gold's and throw my dude pads on.

by lebowski9er May 15, 2007

E-PAD

An Apartment at Radford University where many nights of debauchery, dancing, and rounds after rounds of shots go on.

Rocky is going to the E-PAD to party his ass off.

by The Balboa July 11, 2008

landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.

Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!

by Alpha Axl December 04, 2010