ostemad

A nice piece of cheese poured over a nasty piece of bread.

Omfg that ostemad is like totally not delicious.

by Another random guy with nolife December 15, 2013

Sea-otter

Another name for African American, or "Black", people. Usually used as a racial slur.

Steve: Hey, have you seen that movie "Radio?"
Jim: I have, I didn't really like it.
Steve: Why didn't you like it?
Jim: I just don't understand why people would make a movie about a retarded Sea-otter.

by totallynotaracist December 10, 2011

otter pop

a) a delicious frozen treat served in a thin plastic rapper.
b) the act of a male sea otter repeatedly hitting a female sea otter on the nose (often drawing blood) until the female is submitted into coitus
c) humans acting out the sea otter ritual in b; coercing a female into sex

a) this otter pop is delicious
b) *splash* there goes another otter pop
c) if she says no, it's otterpop time; why are you otterpopping that girl, she'll put out with anyone

by hellen haven September 2, 2005

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006

Wetter than an otters pocket

More than utterly useless

Focusing on the race ratio in the us navy instead of fixing said us navy is wetter than an otters pocket! We need to be war ready, not focus on shtuyot.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

Ottmans!

A term used to 'shoo' somebody off in an irritable way

'It's time to go to bed now Bethan! Go on! Ottmans!'

by Lettuce-love June 11, 2009

otterwaffle

Somebody that you dislike or pity. Usually swaggots or school peasants. Pity them all.

Person 1: Oh.. do you see that person with the swag shirt?
Person 2: yeah. Poor thing.
Person 1: They are definitely an otterwaffle.

by Castiel's Consulting Timelord May 19, 2014