Orbiting Jupiter

Getting high.
Typically by smoking weed.

Orbiting Jupiter with you is the best.

by concerned.amigo June 3, 2010

Orbiting

When you spend too much time thinking about higher level concepts instead of getting shit done.

What if I did x, y and z in order to solve this problem to make it a lot more efficient at doing this and that?
...Nah, I'm orbiting too much.

by pawn September 11, 2012

Orbism

A contractual obligation to be anally-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.

The donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. With this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.

by Phil. G. Meng June 18, 2003

orbit

another way of saying, "no matter what."

at the end of every orbit commercial, the british lady says "a good clean feeling, no matter what."

i love you, orbit

by Adeyinka December 4, 2011

orbese

A descriptive term used to describe someone who is extremely obese and resembles an orb.

Ryan has gained so much weight he is now orbese.

by Ryan Darius Alfonso Jacques January 25, 2010

Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.

by Coolmac October 14, 2003

Orbital Dystrophy

The popular deathcore/progressive/poopcore band hailing from San Jose, CA. Marked by their angelic leads and crushing bass lines.

Yo bro, you goin to that orbital dystrophy show at the macla?

yea dude its gonna be so fucking br00tal my grandmas tits will explode

by jkloljkloljk September 3, 2010