shin pads

used to bring echo to a violin , these small metal items are often used as nail files jonny cohen aims to be as tall as one, unfortunately his wish will never come true.

take that shin pad out your arse jonny !

davith has a nob for a nose , gosh you must hav been eating too many shin pads!

by weeabix March 1, 2005

bachelor pad

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Crash pad

A crash pad is the back of a hippie or a stoners van where they hit bongs with friends and they have a good time, this may be a VW ore a transit with a mattress in the back and a lava lamp.

stoner: lets go get stoned off our face in your crash pad

hippie: ye man

stoner: wow I'm floating

hippie: wow this is far out lets pop some pills

by farouthippiestoner August 23, 2009

E-PAD

An Apartment at Radford University where many nights of debauchery, dancing, and rounds after rounds of shots go on.

Rocky is going to the E-PAD to party his ass off.

by The Balboa July 3, 2008

dude pads

Refers to the apparent increase in muscle mass shortly after a workout. In some cases it may be used to say that a person is working out, often before an event when taking your shirt off is appropriate. ie. boating

bro: I just fired up the engines, called some girls and threw some beers in the boat. Get your ass out here.

Dude: Give me 30, I need to hit Gold's and throw my dude pads on.

by lebowski9er May 30, 2007

landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.

Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!

by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010