by donaldchump August 02, 2019
It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.
Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!
Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!
Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!
by Angry Controller November 10, 2011
When one is intoxicated to the point that they start to feel as if the are moving at the speed of light. Other symptoms include uncontrollable laughter, seeing double, and repeating of people's names every chance they get.
by Blondie and Skinny Bastard December 08, 2009
by Jskkakakaq January 17, 2022
Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.
Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.
Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.
by Sirblondie December 08, 2008
To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.
Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.
by TrueDefinition February 07, 2010
Low fell is a north east town only 2 miles from Newcastle. It is home to one of the largest Jewish communities in Europe. Low fell is known for its night life, mainly burglary and muggings.
The house prices in low fell are extremely over priced (also see Whickham) and people who aren't familiar with the area get proper raped by the estate agents selling the properties based on the postcode alone. It's not uncommon to see some simpleton pay over £100,000 for a 2 bed flat in low fell. The poor simpleton will no doubt be burgled, stabbed or have his car burnt out within weeks of living there.
It is often referred to as the arsehole of the North.
It is said to be like Afghanistan but without the good weather.
There are 3 types of people who live in low fell.
1. Jewish people who have to live there due to the unfortunate location of their synagogue.
2. Idiots who have been conned by a postcode/ estate agent into buying a property in the bronx based on the distance from Newcastle.
3. The indigenous people of low fell. Lowlife scum with no morals. These people are mostly nocturnal, only seen in daylight when signing on at the job centre.
The indigenous people of low fell are have been unwilling to work for the last 4 generations, and it is often said that if one had a cut their skin wouldn't even graft.
The house prices in low fell are extremely over priced (also see Whickham) and people who aren't familiar with the area get proper raped by the estate agents selling the properties based on the postcode alone. It's not uncommon to see some simpleton pay over £100,000 for a 2 bed flat in low fell. The poor simpleton will no doubt be burgled, stabbed or have his car burnt out within weeks of living there.
It is often referred to as the arsehole of the North.
It is said to be like Afghanistan but without the good weather.
There are 3 types of people who live in low fell.
1. Jewish people who have to live there due to the unfortunate location of their synagogue.
2. Idiots who have been conned by a postcode/ estate agent into buying a property in the bronx based on the distance from Newcastle.
3. The indigenous people of low fell. Lowlife scum with no morals. These people are mostly nocturnal, only seen in daylight when signing on at the job centre.
The indigenous people of low fell are have been unwilling to work for the last 4 generations, and it is often said that if one had a cut their skin wouldn't even graft.
Wife '' shall we go out for dinner tonight a friend of mine said there was a nice restaurant in low fell.''
Husband '' this woman is not your friend. She wants you dead! We shall call the police to report your so called friend''
John '' I'm going to view a house in low fell the estate agent says it's a great price for a property only 2 miles from Newcastle.''
David '' your a fucking idiot mate, you'll be car jacked at the traffic lights. And if you yawn in low fell you'll have your fillings stolen.
Doorman low fell bar . '' excuse me gentlemen are you carrying any weapons this evening? If not you can borrow my knife''
Husband '' this woman is not your friend. She wants you dead! We shall call the police to report your so called friend''
John '' I'm going to view a house in low fell the estate agent says it's a great price for a property only 2 miles from Newcastle.''
David '' your a fucking idiot mate, you'll be car jacked at the traffic lights. And if you yawn in low fell you'll have your fillings stolen.
Doorman low fell bar . '' excuse me gentlemen are you carrying any weapons this evening? If not you can borrow my knife''
by Alan Shearer no9 February 04, 2019