vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

Vacation

Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).

Holy shit I'm going to the beach for two weeks straight! Wow! A real vacation!

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways

Lance and his friggin vacation dick.
boyfriend dick

by Michaellingo June 11, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.

Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen

by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables June 15, 2016

vacation dick

Dick you get on weekends and vacations

Man I got so much vacation dick over the weekend

by Wiener but June 13, 2016