Definitions by ohnoitscarson

vacation dick 

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.

Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen

vacation dick by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016

Bar Trolling 

When your game has been off for awhile and you need an easy lay, you go to any bar and look for the ugliest, fattest, nastiest "troll" in the bar, get her drunk on well shots and fuck her.

Yo i havent been laid in months. I need me a nasty troll tonight. You down to go bar trolling?

Bar Trolling by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016