Nunery Closet

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.

Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011

Naner

Dick that looks like a banana.

Mr. Naners had to peel his foreskin like a banana.

by wolf emperor July 6, 2011

silly naner

your silly in every way possible.

rileigh makes a funny comment.

and you say.
haha rileigh your a silly naner.

by Reet. January 2, 2009

Five Niner

Anyone whos a cop

(Q) Why were you in court the other day?
(A) Some five niner caught me dealing dubs

by DaTSwEeTSeNsI January 30, 2010

nunner

The part of the male anatomy that is used to deposit sperm into the female during reproduction. "Nunner Lover" is a person who loves nunners.

Women like men with big nunners.
My dog's nunner is big for his size.
Did you know that turtles are the only reptiles with a true nunner?

by Elvia February 6, 2008

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. Based on the words Nueter and puberty.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 24, 2008

nuper

The dopest shit evs. (almost always used in a high pitched voice)

thats sooooooo nuper!

by Henny March 30, 2005