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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
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mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 April 11, 2016
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Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking
Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.
by Tye95 March 24, 2017
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pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011
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pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!
"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"
by danis December 14, 2014
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Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self
Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 22, 2018
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