Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 13, 2017

Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like a Frisbee, sending cum all over everything in its fuckin radius.

My frisbee jerk has a 4' radius

by it grinds and jerks? June 8, 2011

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

tennessee jerk

When a man with a puddin figure cant get laid he resorts to driving to a quarter vacuum machine sticks it to his neck while jerking his chicken..

man why not try the tennessee jerk puddin said its great...

by puddin cream January 24, 2016