Because Nintendo

When Nintendo announce a really cool thing, but caveat it with something dumb that nobody understands

"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"

"It's only available until March."

"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

by Itsa_me_gameboy September 3, 2020

North Face Ninja

The description you'd use to describe some chav who hangs out outside Tesco's at 9:30pm, has on a north face cap, north face gloves, a north face jacket, a shitty face mask and a fake pair of 110's.

Mike " Just got me new full north face outfit, gloves hat and everything"
Steve " Christ mike don't go out looking like a north face ninja would you..."

by MccathryTalksAboutChavvyStuff July 6, 2016

Denken aan Nina

1. De daad van seksuele zelfbevrediging.
2. Het in gedachten nemen van een wulpse oude vrouw.

1. Ik heb mijn vriendin al twee weken niet gezien, ik moet maar weer eens denken aan Nina.
2. Als Hulst op de verkeersborden staat moet ik altijd denken aan Nina.

by Bibomiems January 11, 2021

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.

"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"

by Johnnyh June 29, 2006

Ninestein

Showing the patience of a saint when dealing with wayward, and indeed, mental women

Did you read about that bloke on the football forum whose woman was a right nutter. Her husband must be a real Ninestein not to have pasted by now

by Blackbeard's Bo'son March 20, 2008

Nintendo

A video game company that used to make toys and other products. They make great games and they're my personal favorite company. Unfortunately, idiots hate Nintendo, because if a little kid can enjoy Mario or Zelda, that must mean Nintendo is kiddy, right? Well fuck you, Nintendo is awesome.

Idiot: Hi, I hate Nintendo because they're all kiddy and the are t3h suck!
Me: Shut the hell up. You go play your shitty ass Madden games while I enjoy a game of The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past.

by LoganR93 July 6, 2011

Nintendo Dolphin

Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.

When is the Nintendo Dolphin coming out?

by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005