Sky Net

The networked computers GIS students use to produce maps. The computers crash and get overloaded with software calculations occasionally taking hours of map data and flushing it down the toilet. Simply in reference that your computer is crashing or F***ing you over...

Damnit Sky Net is down! Sky Net is taking over!

by TOMcatXENO March 27, 2007

aqua net

hair spray of the 80s

because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.

by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004

Normie Net

The side of the internet used by normies. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, basically anywhere you don't see anime, porn, and/or drug marketplaces.

Me, an internet aficionado: Do people use "xpost r/whatever on the Normie Net?"
Normie: what? I don't know what that means
Me: I'll take that as a no

by hey-zeus christo September 22, 2017

Fortniteburger.net

Search it now. It'll give you the meaning of life. Trust me.

Ooooh yeah i love Fortniteburger.net 😍

by OverratedOnion September 17, 2020

Ug Net

A friend you bring out to bars and club to take the ugs and the fatties so you can hit on their attractive friends. If done effectively should create a kind of net to capture the ugs.

1. Picking up chicks without an ug net is like doing your sister without a condom.

by Chudge Dredd November 15, 2009

flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

Empty Net Syndrome

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.

Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.

by Jafeica November 3, 2015