Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex

Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery

by McthicclesZachy January 11, 2019

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

Bloxston Mystery

A totally calm and peaceful social deduction game

Samuel Goodman was eliminated last night. they were an enforcer

Town Cleo Davis: BROOO HOW TF DOES ENFORCER DIE N1??
Town Richard Parker: ENF GO BACK TO CASUAL
Dead Samuel Goodman: this is why i love bloxston mystery

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023

Mafia Mystery Community

Cancer to my soul

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"

by troutorama April 29, 2021

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024