Your mum

The best comback in the world!...'your mum'

"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"

by the village people June 18, 2006

Ur mum

An incredibly obnoxious and rude insult. Can be Fatal

Ur mum gay

by Pooeh poohead October 5, 2018

and your mum

bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.

Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A:You #!&£££)"(&*$£$&££$*£($£$&
B:And your mum.

by drako December 22, 2004

your mum

an extremely stupid insult by people with a small vocabulary and limited IQ. can be funny in rare occasions.

sped: man what the hell is that funky smell
slightly funn sped: your mum

sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum

by Metal Head666 December 28, 2005

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

harrys mum

DEAD

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD

by harrys dad May 15, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022