mexi-mullet

A hairstyle popular (also see shlong, mullet)with certain Mexican males. Most often this hairstyle is associated with a fondness for heavy metal music and a fascination with knives. WARNING: the wearer of this hairstyle has a 99% chance of being a serial-killer.

Trucker #1: What happened to all the lot lizards at the truckstop?
Trucker #2: Some dude with a mexi-mullet butchered them all and ate their remains while listening to Ozzy.
Trucker #1: Again?

by antraeindubh August 24, 2006

mullet

1.) Hairstyle first documented in Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" which involves hair being short in the front and long in the back.

2.) The same hairstyle, only worn by backwoods men in their twenties. Sometimes worn by men who want to show off where they are from (the backwoods). These individuals are often seen driving Chevrolet Camaros... and nothing else.

Wendy's Crew Member: Wow, that is one rusty Camaro.
Wendy's Manager: He has a mullet, too.
Wendy's Crew Member: Are you surprised?

by Manawski February 26, 2003

soccer mullet

also known as a fohawk
a small, centered mohawk worn usually by soccer players

connor has a soccer mullet

by G-reg1111111111111 August 29, 2005

face mullet

A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."

google NASCAR, country music, or Budweiser and you'll get plenty of examples of the face mullet.

by Eric M. December 31, 2008

Mullet

When you live in the 909 area code of California (The Inland Empire) and you have a mullet, it is called a Norco Neckwarmer.

The dufus driving the truck with oversized wheels is sporting a Norco Neckwarmer.

by Leroy Thead June 11, 2004

mulletabra

Part mullet, part goat, part vampire.
It is not an airborne creature. Lives in the hills of Hawaii. Legend has it that if it cannot find the blood of humans, it will strike chickens or roosters.
See 'no freinds'

Did you hear that? It might have been a mulletabra.

by Zol November 3, 2003

Cosmo Mullet

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.

Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code

by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006