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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 1, 2018
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
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mule

In the brony fandom, “mule” is a derogatory term used to refer to a member who is equally or more involved in other communities, especially rival groups like furries and weebs. This often demonstrates a lack of loyalty or understanding of pony identity.
The term is derived from the fact that mules are sterile offspring of a horse and a donkey, and even in MLP:FiM has been used in a pejorative way.
Not all bronies and pegasisters with separate interests and hobbies are considered mules, as long as these do not conflict with the customs, ideals, and purposes of the herd.
How are we supposed to consolidate as a strong and committed community with so many mules these days?
by Garry's Mad August 8, 2024
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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The study of mules

The Study of Mules is where someone spends 12 years of college learning about the science of Mules, Also called Muleolegy it expands upon the world of Mules
Prof 1: I studied Psychology

Prof 2: I studied in Medicinal Distribution

Prof 3: I am Studying Muleolegy also know as the Study of Mules
by WololoWibbleWarbles January 18, 2017
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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
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