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mobbing

Also known as 'workplace bullying'. Mobbing is when a group of jealous individuals who can't measure up to your skill level decide to bully you. It's in reference to a behavior exhibited in animals. Usually the group in question will start stealing your work and trying to pass it off as their own yet never measuring up to your quality. The bosses and co-workers tend to favor you and these workers resent that. They then use both subtle and obvious techniques to try to force you to leave/quit or to make your life intolerable while in the environment. They will critisize your work which the bosses praise yet they will find fault in it all the while attempting to steal parts of it. They will accuse you of things you never did to try to make you look bad to get power and control over you and other workers, They will sit in their little group and pat eachother on the back for eachother's inferior work all the while ignoring yours. They will tell other people to stay away from you and that youre bad news so no one will support you or your work.. They are relentless. The best thing you can do is completely ignore them or leave the company.
They were so envious I was always chosen they had to start mobbing me to gain control and not feel so inferior and powerless because they couldnt measure up.
by mobcs February 12, 2008
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Morning Dude

1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).

2. See Morning wood
1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?

2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
by C&D October 24, 2004
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Morning Poo

The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.

Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
"I feel so heavy and bloated this morning... better go do my morning poo."
by bear krills January 20, 2010
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morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...
It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...
by Vincent Young May 13, 2005
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Morbidgorbag

A High Warlord Orc Warrior from the World of Warcraft realm Stormreaver (PVP). Laying waste to all Alliance enemies that stand before him, Morbid has become a truly titanic warrior on the battlefield and his tale will surely have its place in the legendary history of Azeroth.
Morbidgorbag's Mortal Strike Crits extracheese for 2888. Extracheese dies. All worship at the feet of Morbidgorbag
by Follower of the Morbidgorbag September 18, 2008
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Morning Prayers

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers
by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011
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Morning Zombification

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011
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