On A Cold Winter Morning

Part of the lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce. When a group of people are talking in lyrics, the speaker bursts in with "ON A COLD WINTER MORNING".

Person #1: Scotty doesn't know...
Person #2: That Fiona and Me...
Person #3: Do it in my van every...
Person #4: ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.

by OdeToArsenal May 22, 2008

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

good mythical morning

A show sponsored by 2 hilarious, hysterical people. Rhett, and Link. Talk about random stuff like Tacos Vs. Burritos and other good stuff.

Link: Look how neat this burrito is! It doesn't even fall out in an earthqu- *half the burrito falls...*
Rhett: Stares.
People watching: Dying of laughter.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Good mythical morning is so cool!

by GMMRocks! November 23, 2014

sherlock holmes morning

When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.

After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.

Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?

After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.

I had one hell of a sherlock holmes morning, I woke up on a park bench with a dead squirrel.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

by njd4 April 6, 2019

four in the morning

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.

Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

by tehking84 July 9, 2010

Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

by timofo February 18, 2009