Mom Bitch

Won't let you go out with friends, because she thinks ur irresponsible. Most likely because you had a arguement with her 2 weeks ago, because you stayed to late at your friends house. She over exxadrates about everything, and is over protective.

Mom Bitch: "you can't spend the night, your too young"

by Josh Dilleen February 6, 2010

mom

the lady i was with last night

i just fricked your mom

by kayrhoades December 17, 2018

Wine Mom

A Karen, but with Alcohol.

Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.

Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.

by Nugget tm May 13, 2020

everybody and their mom

Used in place of "a lot of people"

Person 1: Did you see Jenny's "25 things" note?
Person 2: Yeah! Everybody and their mom is making one.

by Jamaal and Boquifa February 2, 2009

Mom goggles

Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.

Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!

Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.

by danca gurl December 5, 2010

soccer mom

A horrible phenomenom which begun taking over middle class America in the mid-90's.

Still fixing lunches for 16 year old Bratty Tammy and her soccer-playing suburban brother Aiden? Then you're a soccer mom.Die.

by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006

mom

A woman who has adopted or given birth to you. Who says rude things about you all the time until your 18 or you end up killing yourself. She makes you feel awful, hates everything you do & hates you

Emma: She is my mom
Jen: I feel so bad for you

by Anonymous 112366 December 16, 2017