Matty Patty

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.

Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.

by Husker93 February 27, 2013

semen mitt

Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.

Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.

by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009

Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

matty

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.

"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"

by honeybadger0706 August 25, 2011

mittel

A person (usually a guy but also sometimes a girl) who sucks so much cock. Sometimes they can't even get enough.

Yo I thought my girl was sexy, but now I see she's such a mittel

by Muthafuckenayyy November 28, 2017

Minty Minge Buckey

A Mintey Minge Buckey is the single most insulting thing you can ever say to a woman, it beats words like cunt and slut and makes them sound kind. A minty minge buckey is usually someone who uses or owns glasses, who is of european decent and most of all, is just in need of an insult

Can you just fuck off you Minty Minge Buckey

by Not a Minge November 17, 2018

mitt (racism)

putrid offensive word for “black person; coon; nigger” (The word “mitt” (racism) is 500% more vulgar than the word “dick”.)

Don’t call any black people a mitt (racism). It is racist and extremely offensive.

by forehard bill March 18, 2019