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milk squid

The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "

"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."

"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
milk squid by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 7, 2018
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milk-con 

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.
friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"
milk-con by Bruh momentum theory January 10, 2020

milk boy 

a milk boy is soft and has a milky complexion. It is ultimately a vibe. Everyone's first crush was probably a milk boy. Milk boys don't have much of a personality. There is nothing inside milk boy.
"oh my god, drake. You're such a milk boy"
"As a cookie cuck, I like milk boys"
milk boy by coock February 12, 2022

milk store 

the place dad went for 32 years
Dad: im gon go to the milk store

Me: o k
Also me: wait its been 32 years
milk store by themostbestestbest October 15, 2019

milk-drunk 

- adjective

1. the state in which a baby's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of breast milk. This occurs right after a baby breastfeeds.

2. state of being after a really huge meal.

Baby Charlie was so milk-drunk, he couldn't keep his eye's open but he had this huge smile that wouldn't go away.

milk-drunk by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

milk the prostate 

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.
"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."