microsoft publisher

Basically just a much more complex version of Microsoft Word.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna use Microsoft Publisher?
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna use something more basic... how about Notepad? :^)
Guy 1: ¦^(
Guy 2: Its got all the things you need. See... you can edit the texts format... and.. uhh... print... actually nvm.. lets forget both of them and just use Microsoft Word.
Guy 1: Ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 17, 2017

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

microsofthaxed

Microsofthaxed is a loving and caring daddy. He will eat you alive with his fingers and nails. All haill microdaddy.

"Microsofthaxed is daddy"

by ohyesmaybemore May 24, 2018

Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web

Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os

by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018

microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019