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metrosexual

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
by satoru kato May 19, 2006
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metrosexual

The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.
Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.
by Maxwellv August 10, 2006
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Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
by Flamebrain January 13, 2007
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metrasexual

females whose primary concern is not fashion, make-up, or hair. The exact opposite of a metrosexual.
" Is that a dyke?"
" NO, it's a metrasexual!"
by Vince Griffin December 23, 2003
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Heterosexual

When you're only attracted to people of the opposite sex, and in some cases, opposite gender.
Alisia is Heterosexual, she's only attracted to people who identify as male!

Kristoph is heterosexual, he is only attracted to people with female body parts
by BennyTheGay November 3, 2016
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metrosexual

Someone who has sex in the metro airport
i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual
by amanda February 17, 2005
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metrosexual

A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.

A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight
Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual
by Bets-a-lets May 13, 2005
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