Meat-Melons 

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.

Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."

Meat-Melons by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

melonhead 

A melonhead is a fan of the 1990's post-grunge band Blind Melon with vocalist Shannon Hoon, may he rest in peace.

Don't talk to that melonhead, he's stuck in the nineties.

melonhead by dbieon12 April 8, 2007

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

melonball by t-diddy October 12, 2004

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

melon gaze by Chris Hine September 14, 2008

An unchained melody moment 

An unchained melody moment is when you are doing something (playing guitar, watching t.v, pottery making..) with a loved one, and seems to be romanticised action.

You've all seen the film Ghost right? remember the scene when Molly (Demi Moore) is creating her clay pot and then the ghost of Sam (Patrick Swayze)comes down and helps her out? Well, the song "unchained meolody" was playing in the background...

An unchained melody moment would be something along the lines of:

*A person helps another person with his putting by standing up behind them and placing their hands on his* "woah, total unchained melody moment"

a couple drinking from the same glass through straws..."unchained melody moment"

An unchained melody moment by FanOfGhost April 25, 2009

melody

1.A coherent succesion of single pitches.

-We percive the pitches of a melody in a relation to each other, in the same way we hear the words of a sentence-not singly but as an entire thought.-

Melodies can have diffrent ranges, movments, and shapes.

The melody in "Joy to the World" is conjunct.

melody by tzaradam August 20, 2006

melon head 

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

melon head by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013