melon ball

An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination

Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!

by abigailBASS October 5, 2008

I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

melonie

hot hot hot
cool couture
swank

by mel September 22, 2003

fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013