jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.

How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?

by Giraffes game March 5, 2017

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 7, 2024

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023

whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 14, 2015