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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses
by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023
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Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
by BackwardsRetard April 12, 2023
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Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.
ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.
by Taumaoe April 21, 2023
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man massage

Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.
Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself
by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023
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National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!
Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019
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Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.
One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”
by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020
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