The useless lump of flesh surrounding the penis.
Offensive?
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
Offensive?
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
by tamtam27 October 9, 2010
Of a male figure, who has accomplished many feats of the day. One who stands out in the crowd with many high qualities.
by MickeyK42 August 16, 2018
A bipedal mammal of the homo sapiens variety that is born for ONLY some specific purposes and nothing else. Those Purposes are listed below:
1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs
this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs
this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rebelbikergal April 24, 2010
Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement.
Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.
Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.
This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.
Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.
Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.
This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.
Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 1: What ever is that thing over there?
Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?
Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.
Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.
Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?
Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.
Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.
Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
by Soluus May 27, 2010
a human being only expecting to be able to do four things in life.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex
we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex
we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
Girl 1: "Yea, I went on the date with that one guy but i sware all he wanted was sex from me"
Girl 2: "hes just being man"
Girl 2: "hes just being man"
by Whisker Biscutes July 11, 2008
by NLZ April 6, 2011
Is comparable to God. The man has stunning good looks, killer style and intelligence of a rare breed. The Man has the power to slay any and all ladies but chooses not to; as he is choosing to wait for The Woman of his dreams. The man is destined to be a super hero; saving the world day by day. He is recognized and admired by all who know him. The man is a legend in flesh. The Man is respect. The Man is loyalty. The Man is inspiration.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015