Max 

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

Max by kooptitz October 10, 2020

Max 

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

Max by Bossandswag March 28, 2015

Max 

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

Max by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016

max 

1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."

max by Maxiiiii April 1, 2008

Max 

A boy willing to suck any penis. Even his own

"Would you suck ur own dick?"
"YES, I already have!" - Max

Max by MAXIMUSLORDINGTON22 March 28, 2015

max 

a piece of shit ass faggot

max: ur gay
you: you hang around guys in leotards. so straight.

max by gee-oh March 4, 2013

Max 

Max is Possibly the worst boyfriend ever. Simple as that.

Eww Max. Don't go out with him he's terrible at making out and he's ugly.

Max by ohyeahit'semilyshescool July 30, 2008