Miss Muffin

The girl does more puffin than Miss Muffin
by tuff puff February 23, 2004
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Miss Murder

A girl
(most likely between the ages of 13-17) who "love" AFI for Davey Havok
Yet they know only one song, which is- Miss Murder.
Thus the name for these dumb bitches.
Omar- mann check out that stupid miss murder bitch
Tony- I know! She thinks she's their biggest fan, she hasn't even seen them!
Jr- hey you guys see that stupid Miss Murder bitch leave Hot topic?
Omar- Yeah, let's go listen to The Art Of Drowning niggas
by ShyBoysWinXO February 4, 2008
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Miss Havisham

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.
Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.
by radicaledward February 6, 2005
mugGet the Miss Havishammug.

ole miss

beat msu 20-3, the typical rebel fan can not stand a lsu fan because they are coon-ass hicks
guess what, we play lsu you at home this year

we will surely kick their ass!
by rebelfan December 25, 2004
mugGet the ole missmug.

Miss Ballooniverse

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.
The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.
by rjjfg March 30, 2009
mugGet the Miss Ballooniversemug.

Miss Fortune

That faggot who comes in top lane feeds the shit out of lanemate, cant fucking speak english. But she is busted cause big tits.
oh fri*k we have a Miss Fortune in our team with ghost and heal
by coolminecraftplayer48 August 1, 2018
mugGet the Miss Fortunemug.

missing link

Creationists' undisputed proof that evolution is 100% wrong. The standard reasoning is that, since not every single human being who has ever lived since before we were human beings has been dug up, we don't know for 100% sure that they're all *really* related.

Resulting alternate postulations necessarily involve the sudden mass-extinction of one species, almost immediately followed by the magical and/or miraculous introduction of a new species - homo sapiens - by the creationist's deity of choice, be it God or aliens.

Despite the fact that this "theory" cannot hold up to a tiny fraction of the rigor they grace the theory of evolution with, proponents of intelligent design often fervently insist that the "missing link" in the chain of evolution is undeniable proof that the theory of evolution is entirely unfounded, and that their highly unlikely postulate of intelligent design must be the only logical solution.

In reality, the "missing link" represents but one piece of missing evidence among millions of pieces of existing evidence for evolution. This can be contrasted to the almost complete lack of any evidence whatsoever for the proposed alternate theory of intelligent design, as well as the willful ignorance of any physical evidence that does in fact exist (which is commonly dismissed by arguments such as "LOL THE DEVIL PUT IT THERE").

The field of psychology explains that this type of reasoning has its roots in a phenomenon known as the "confirmation bias", which is the tendency of a person to seek out and interpret information which enforces their predrawn conclusions and reject information which challenges said conclusions. The confirmation bias can be found at the heart of many junk sciences in which conclusions are drawn before any physical evidence is gathered to lead one to that conclusion.
EVOL_TION

Creationist: It's the missing link! The answer must be Intelligent Design!
by General Septem May 23, 2009
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