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Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.
Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”
by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020
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Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft
12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again
by Okgamerbro9001 July 28, 2019
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Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(
Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!
by Stop_It July 12, 2020
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Minecraft

A game that is monumentally better than fortnite.
Person 1: Wanna play some Fortnite?

Person 2: Hell no, Minecraft is better
by Count Cackula April 26, 2019
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Minecraft

A booming game once where every kid talked about it, now a completely dead game where only nerds play it
Nerd: Do you wanna play Minecraft
Random geek: Srsly?
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
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Minecraft

Person 1: hey, did you have Minecraft last night

Person 2: Yeah, now I have aids
by Mine hub November 22, 2018
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minecraft

if you are searchin dis up den u r addicted to dis
hi i play minecraft dumbass
by brodontdough June 12, 2018
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