Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

lonely-artist

A sad, lonely, introverted artist that just wants to draw in peace.

"Damn, he seems pretty lonely. Is he a lonely-artist?"

by Ren the Goatfrogmoth July 9, 2021

lonely boy

the character from wilbur soot's e-girl trilogy. also called simpbur and incelbur

the actual name of simpbur or incelbur or "wilbur from the e-girl trilogy/series" is lonely boy

by personone July 19, 2021

The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

Regular Local Eighter

A person who has a high opinion of themselves and likes to finish something later.

I'm a regular local eighter I'll come back and get that later!

by Allen of Tim November 15, 2016

Forever lonely

When you have never been loved and the chances aren’t looking good.

I am forever lonely

by A_human_person December 13, 2019

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020