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rock lobster 

1) the male equivalent of a camel toe. Usually achieved by wearing extremely tight pants or shorts to accentuate a clear silhouette of one's member.

Also known as "rocking the lobster"
Tommy put on his hot pants and checked the mirror to make sure that his rock lobster would be clearly visible by his fans in the front row.

rock lobster by lobster girl January 14, 2008

Newfoundland lobster trap 

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

Red Lobster 

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"
Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps
Red Lobster by skrimps10 July 27, 2010

Lobster Claw 

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.
When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.
Lobster Claw by R Brown May 24, 2006

LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
LobsterFuck by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009

Lobster Taco 

Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.
Dude, I totally ate her lobster taco last night.
Lobster Taco by Fireballwilly March 17, 2013