lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019

Linsley

Linsley is amazingly retarded, black hair, and is really antisocial. She is rude and overthinks alot. Linsley is short and skinny.

Guy 1: Is that Linsley?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's weird as hell

by FluffyChan October 12, 2019

Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingerer

Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.

If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.

by Thedogcourage March 24, 2020

LingLing

The complete OPPOSITE of annoying and the best girlfriend in the whole world. You’d be blessed to ever even MEET a lingling in your like let alone get close to them. They are the most supportive and perfect people ever ( loophole ).

Person 1 : omg she’s so perfect and she makes me feel so important!
Person 2 : yup that’s LingLing for ya

by abcefuckoff May 23, 2020

Lingent

someone/something that’s so annoying it hurts your head

the sound of her voice is sooooo lingent i wanna kill her

by meltingpothead July 30, 2020