lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 31, 2017

Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 20, 2012

lemon baby

a miscarriage

Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet

by Ugandan Knuckles (click click) July 13, 2018

mommy lemon

A mommy lemon is a lemon that makes you feel so good you want to sleep, so good that you will eat more.
The sad part is that mommy lemons give you stomach cancer.

Pat: Oh wow this mommy lemon is good is not sour wow
Bob: Ok you have stomach cancer lolololololo bad kid

by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 10, 2019

Lemon Whore

A dirty whore that steals your lemons

“I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons”

by Glennisntdead02 December 18, 2017

Lemon Fanta

Lemon Fanta is drink of the #gods If your lucky enough to find amazing refreshing #fantalemon don’t let it go flat. Your heart will break when you can’t find this in the shop but never give up hope because this is worth the wait. Best drank with those with good sense of #humar

Sally cinnamon : hey can I get you anything lemon Fanta ?

Joker : no baby I have my own lemon Fanta but I prefer your tea
Sally cinnamon: tea and lemon Fanta perfect

by Itwasalwaysyou November 13, 2020