lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job February 19, 2016

im a lemon

I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon

This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON

by Ketchup_faggotmp4 July 30, 2017

Lemon Car

A really crappy car that never works, is really old, and rattles way too much.

John: Dude your new car is really bad what happened?
Mike: I didn't get the engine fixed amd now its a lemon car.

by guy24 August 21, 2012

Lemon Pocket

Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.

When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.

by 50K All Day March 02, 2018

Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 03, 2022

Lemon Whore

A dirty whore that steals your lemons

“I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons”

by Glennisntdead02 December 17, 2017

lemon baby

a miscarriage

Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet

by Ugandan Knuckles (click click) July 13, 2018