Late-Night-Nut

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,

Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!

by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

late night rib

when your ribs hurt and feel sore. typically occurs at night. hurts more when you breath deep.

me: *complains about ribs hurting while laying in bed at night*
J: “damn that’s late night rib i get it all the time”

by snotshot November 14, 2019

late night mood

when you want to talk about the things that you only talk about at 3 A.M

friend: i'm in a late night mood
me: wanna talk about aliens and 9/11?

by pint.of.smiles May 27, 2019

late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

by GetAfterIt December 26, 2015

Late Night Squad

Slang for fat pedophile.

Late Night Squad banned me for a pedo meme.

by BladeForce January 26, 2021

Late Night Molly

You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.

Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.

by rrmae August 1, 2011

Fashionably late-anista

A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.

Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!

Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.

by Miz James October 4, 2011