Lance

A lance is someone weird not many people know ,but its cool when you get to know the lance

Do you know lance? Ohh yeah that gay bitch

by Itsasecret186 November 6, 2022

Lance Braun

A selfish bitch who doesn't give a shit about anyone and should just fucking die. Fuck him

InkFlame: yo you heard about Lance Braun?
Bej: don't remind me about him

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Lance

Lance: person and somethings thing.can be used a as swear word or being late. Sex drive if a mad man but not always in full function :(. Would go to the ends of the earth for you or beat the shit out of you if necessary. Only person who can piss you off and you’re still out mad

When will he be here, oh he’s on lance time so about a week.

by Waiting for Superman November 7, 2021

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

lance

a sexy piece of meat that is really hot

damn that is a lance

by king og March 24, 2023

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022

Lance

Lance is one of the most adorable, hilarious guys you’ve ever met. He has many “friends”, though is only close with a few. He has a sweet baby face, with dark, curly hair. He is tall and fairly skinny, though working on those gains. You probably have a crush on him, and are too scared to tell him. The way he talks to you may come off as mean, but deep down he enjoys hanging out with you. That’s what you hope, at least. The more you get to know him, the more apparent it becomes that you are helplessly in love with him. You feel stupid because you don’t know him well enough to truly “love” him, he’s just so hard to resist. With each passing day you start to realize he will never reciprocate these feelings. If he knew you liked him, he wouldn’t care. Or worse, he’d say “ewwww”. This makes you sad, but doesn’t keep you from thinking about him. You dwell on the fact that you two are not even friends. You understand that he does not care about you enough to even say “hi” when you pass in the halls. At this point you are not concerned about being in a relationship with him, you are just longing to be in a friendship. You don’t need to be best friends, you just wish he would acknowledge that you exist. You still love him though. Because he is a Lance. If you find one, never let go.

“damn, i wish Lance cared about me”

“he does, he just doesn’t know how to show it”

by sweater_weather September 24, 2019