zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p 

i bet you did it the other way before
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your too bored its not okay

i suggest you go do something else before you loose all type of reality left

if your so bored to type zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p even tho you already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/
its not okay

and the fact that your still reading this means your not okay
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please, go do something productive

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p by a guy who hates school A LOT November 22, 2022

que lo parió 

It's an expression usually used to damn something specially precise, but it's used too like a way to damn in general.
In some cases it's said to express a big surprise too.
"Que lo parió" literally means "what give birth it"

-¡Que lo parió! Ese hijo de puta se robó mi billetera.
Qué lo parió! That son of a bitch stoled my wallet.

-Perdí mi billetera...¡Qué lo parió!
I've lost my wallet...Qué lo parió!

_¡Qué lo parió! ¡Encontré mi billetera denuevo!
Que lo parió! I've found my wallet again!

que lo parió by Juan Manuel May 17, 2006

J-Lo 

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.

"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.

J-Lo by Empire of the Moon December 12, 2008

J.Lo

A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.

Is that a cello?
No, it's J.Lo.

J.Lo by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

que lo pario 

Slang for saying "what the fuck". It literary means "who gave birth to it". Very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. It might express either surprise or anger, it hasn't got a very nice connotation

Eg.(a) A: Te enteraste de Roberto? Se casa...
B: Que lo pario, che! Es un boludo!
(A: Did u hear about Roberto? He's gettin' married...
B:WTF? What an asshole!)

(b) "Que lo pario, me corte el dedo"
(WTF! I cut my finger!)

que lo pario by pEriktia May 21, 2006

T-LO 

Tactical - Log Off

Logging off on Facebook or msn when someone poses a question to you that you can't bare to answer.

Usually occurs when male teens ask out a girl over Facebook, said girl is usually too shocked to answer and then logs off.

Insert {Girl's Friend} - Ah how did your chat with Jeremy go?

Girl - He asked me out on Facebook

{Girl's Friend} - What did you say?

Girl - I T-LO'd him because I need to prolong the chase

T-LO by ctyler1012 July 30, 2011

Cee Lo Green 

A famous Singer Known For Its Ok And Fuck/forget You

Guy: cee lo green is awesome

Another guy: im going to his concert fuck you!

Cee Lo Green by DaUberGodMan May 23, 2011