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Keenan

Gay, chubby, fat, noncinator 3000 and 7

He is an unwankable person as his nob is so tiny. No joke.

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Keenan you fat nonce. Go eat a guys cornhole.
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Keen

v. To take part in intercourse. (Mostly used when speaking about outlandish sexual experiences with young women attending college.)

n. get it in
1. Matt- So then I helped this girl I saw around campus with her boxes and...
Joe- You got Keen!

Matt- Hell yeah I got Keen!
*highfives*
by College Dude Roy January 30, 2012
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Keenen

(pro-noun) The incorrect spelling of Keenan.
Keenan: The name's Keenan
Most people: Keenen?
Keenan: Nah , K.e.e.n.A.n!!
Most people: okay, let me just write it down. K.e.e.n.e...
Keenan: NO jerk off! n'A'n WITH AN 'A'!
by Keenz August 29, 2007
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Kewen

An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly recieves penis infections. The Kewen likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class orelse his grandma spanks him.
Student : Your such a Kewen.
Teacher: "breaks down crying" Detention after school *sob*
by Grandma Kewen May 28, 2011
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Keenen

looks like jay but lacks the silent hetero life mate bob
hey my names keenen want to smoke a bowl?
by keenan December 15, 2003
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keenom

keenom is when your giving your dog a cum guzzling frisky poon waffle, and he wakes up before your done and you just ride it out.
man i was giving mcgruff a keenom and he really got pissed
by numbah 9 September 27, 2007
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Keenan Cahill

An internet sensation that has become famous through videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. He has become a target for cyber bullying and hate messages because of his strange appearance.

Keenan Cahill is a 16 year old teenager with an extremely rare disease named "Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome". Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome prevents the victim from growing past the age of 8, which explains his apearance. Contrary to popular belief, this disease does not usually include mental retardation. Sadly, along with this disease comes a very high chance of heart failure.

This teenager has become an internet sensation by posting videos of him lip-syncing, and rarely, singing. What makes his videos unique is the amount of energy he puts into lip-syncing; his videos usually include extreme head-bobbing and facial expressions, in a manner similar to the "Numa Numa Guy".

But, his big break came when a popular rapper named "50 Cent" discovered his videos, and decided to guest star in one of his videos. The video rapidly gained popularity, and eventually earned Keenan an interview in an American late night comedy talk show named "Chelsea Lately". These greatly contributed to Keenan's success.
Keenan Cahill numa numa cripple keenan cahill youtube
by Skyrocketeer April 12, 2011
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