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Chicken Nuggets with Ketchup 

Child: I want my chicken nuggets with ketchup
Parent: You're lucky you're underage.

Daire and Ketchup

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll
Daire and Ketchup by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019

grown man with ketchup 

A footlong hotdog. Usually said by oldheads who have a Bluetooth at sporting events or state fairs
Cashier: Hi sir what would you like today
Oldhead: Lemme get a grown man with ketchup youngblood!

hobo's ketchup 

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.
This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

Black Ketchup 

A really good band that broke up in 2001 because of a loser drummer.

also dried blood, especially on a white shirt
Black ketchup is a totally awesome band... they should reunite.

or

The dead guy had black ketchup all over his collar

Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.