A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.
by turandota August 6, 2008
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When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.
1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.
2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.
3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.
4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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by Asmacash August 12, 2011
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A : "are you going to jacks tonight"
B : "is there going to be ketty there?"
A : "yeah he'll probably bring it"
B : "then I'm down"
B : "is there going to be ketty there?"
A : "yeah he'll probably bring it"
B : "then I'm down"
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C: Fuck dude you dropped my donut
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard
Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard
C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard
Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard
C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard
by andrewkreet January 20, 2008
Get the kreetin mug.a subspecies of the common coon (rac) a pretty badass motherfucker who isn't afraid to swim against the stream, albeit a common reason for such behaviour tends to stem from their utter obliviousness concerning the general direction of the stream in the first place. Still - cudos kettus, cudos.
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