cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question

EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

by happykitten267 April 6, 2015

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017

The kangaroo

When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.

I'd do The kangaroo with her

by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018

Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo

Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.

by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

literal kangaroo

The literal kangaroo is a marsupial from the family Macropodidae. They freely run around Australia.

Skyler Turden don't know what is a literal kangaroo.

by JimmyRustles2 September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo

A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."

by rogerol September 18, 2019