Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
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Get the The Helen Keller mug.When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.
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(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.
(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.
(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.
by Tommy_D September 8, 2005
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Get the Andrew Kelley mug.A small cute wild creature with huge eyes and ears known for it's long fluffy white fur coat, most commonly found in forests on the outskirts of northern Alaska.
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Get the kelen mug.Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
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