Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

by Oz April 2, 2005

penis jumping

The jumping of a penis during intercourse.

Girl1 damn I'm sore

Girl 2 did you try penis jumping??

Girl 1 yea really made a mess down there

by That will August 10, 2017

Wall Jumping

The art of learning secrets and shit about other people by reading their personal wall to wall conversations with persons other than yourself on Face Book.

Tara told me she couldn't go to the movies because her mom was sick. I was wall jumping on face book later and found out she was going to the movies with Pam instead.

by PMommy1121 March 6, 2009

word jumping

while searching for a word on urbandictionary.com, clicking the related words to get to the word you want to find, usually because your too lazy to type the whole word.

Bob typed in urban and then clicked suggested words until the suggestion "urban dictionary" came up because hes being a lazy bitch.
you mean hes word jumping?

by Naterpotater January 10, 2010

bush jumping

hopping from pussy to pussy without washing or rinsing out your mouth.

Dude! I was in this crazy threesome last night bush jumping the hunnies alphabetically.

by handlethisbaby April 11, 2011

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)

Imagine you have just fraged someone (your team or otherwise)...now run over to their dead body and crouch, jump, or lay on it repeadedly wile sniggering.

by Gorilla Jumper October 28, 2004