Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.

Are you joshing rn?

by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

Josh

a dude mad bc he has no good definitions on the urban dictionary

hes a josh

by antijoshclubhesastink July 10, 2019

Josh

The most amazing person you will ever meet and really cute. If you dont talk to him
youll regret it and be lonely forever. He is kind and thoughtful and any girl would be happy yo have him by their side❤️

Have you seen abis boyfriend josh??
Yeah hes fittttt

by iliketurtles123456 November 3, 2017

Josh

Josh is a guy who likes to have fun and loves to talk to his friends. He defends himself and others around him and can be very dirty minded. If he opens up to you it means he trust you and that he cares about you. He brightens your day and can make you laugh in a second. He treats you right and will defend you in any situation. When he cries in front of you it means he trusts you enough to know you wont judge him as he never shows his emotions. He's a very loveable person but does have a dark side, he never really shows it though.

"Hey you know that person called Josh?"
"Oh yeah he's pretty awesome!"

by Hiddenshadowgirl June 4, 2019

Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish

"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019