any and all things derogatory, this word was first used in the forums of a popular MMORPG, see also: penis, dick, python, member, junk, package, shlong, male girth
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(Latin name: Homo perfectus) The most beautiful, amazing, flawless, human being on the planet. Characteristic of, being adorable and giggly, smiling like an idiot, and many other cute actions and states of being. Johnathan brightens up the days of everyone he comes into contact with and those who do not enjoy his company are evil products of Christian Satan, Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, and the Yazadi of Judaism. For those who do not know him, he is the single most perfect human being on the face of the earth.
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