plow jockey

Slang slightly derogatory term for a farmer

(angry motorist) Damn plow jockeys are cluttering up the road again!

by Nonamer687 February 17, 2014

She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Pole jockin

someone who follows after a trend, just because everyone else does it or one who knows nothing about a thing but claims to be an originator or even a co-creator, basically someone fake,fraud,not real

You know how my nigga was talking about putting his hat in his shirt and rockin his own style, well this pole jocking ass nigga Timmy came to school doing the same shit.

by Jack"Fly-Boy Ace" Boykings December 9, 2007

shock jock

A radio disc jockey who pushes the limit of accepted social behavior in the form of stunts or actions to boost radio station popularity

A shock jock prack called parents to tell them their son was dead.

by AquaJim August 19, 2003

jocketspree

When a young girl is scared to fuck because she thinks the condom is gonna rip, so she makes him where a condom over the condom.

That bitch Debbie is such a jocketspree, she made me buy 2 condoms.

by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

jockolate

A sweet and delicious piece of man that you'd take in a second if given the opportunity (as in the same reaction many people would have when offered chocolate); the male is often athletic and in high school (hence the "jock" part)

Can also be referred to as "hot jockolate" if greater emphasis is needed on the attractive aspect of the male.

"Forget Godiva, I'll take some of that jockolate over there any day!"

by aduck! September 7, 2009