John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
John loves to drink.....juice.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.
Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!
by flowergirl12 May 03, 2017
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John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.
John is always there!
by Jenny2018 September 24, 2018
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John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
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A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine
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A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
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