by Sofia K June 5, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
by Riccardia June 4, 2013
Get the Jessica mug.Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021
Get the Jessica’s mug.Jessica she is quet to most people exept for her closest friendshe is outgoing and talkative loves to make harsh jokes but her friends always take them in a joking manner she has the most beautiful smile big blue eyes ans blond hair she loves to be on socual media and ussaly has one bestfriend that will stick with her till the end.
by Doggo.....😂😂😂 June 7, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica is the best person ever known, she will some day rule the world. She can be mean sometimes but everyone still loves her no matter what. She is a nice girl when she wants to be but can be mean when she wants to be. She's not too girly but she isn't a manly man type of girl. She has a very nice body and likes to go on walks sometimes with her friends. She likes to smack her friend's butt sometimes and especially her boyfriend's for some odd reason. She likes to eat ring pops, especially the blue ones at football games with her friends. She doesn't like getting gifts just like most girls but she really appreciates presents anyway. She can pull off any look and look 100% all the time no matter what she's doing. She has nice silky smooth hair with the cutest smile in the whole world and always has her hair up in a bun, in a rare occasion you see her hair down, so you better appreciate it! Everyone loves Jessica and will never stop.
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Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
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Is Jessica coming over tonight? She's pretty entertaining
This Jessica girl hot AF
by fergdogthehog May 8, 2018
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica’s are very well known to be hated dislikes people. In other words they are hoes, especially Canadian and American ones, they are disgusting and probably potential molesters, they are very desperate for attention and smell like fish
by catgirl16 January 28, 2019
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