Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.
Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
by Yourestruly June 2, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
Get the Jessmug. That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
-Hes not like Bob
-Hes not like Bob
by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018
Get the Jessemug. owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.
by bruhski December 20, 2019
Get the jessmug. 
Get the Jessemug. A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020
Get the Jessemug. Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018
Get the Jessemug.